The biggest turd ever dropped in crypto history
First meme coin with actual shit-to-moon technology
Diamond asses hold forever. Paper hands get wiped.
When we flush, the whole market feels it
No bullshit. Just actual shit. In your face.
Flush so hard, bears beg for mercy
The Legend of the Cosmic Bowl
In the darkest depths of the crypto void, where rugs are pulled and bears reign supreme, there exists a legendary throne.
This isn't your grandma's toilet. This is a COSMIC PORTAL forged from magenta stardust and cyan nebulas. It doesn't just flush—it OBLITERATES reality.
Bears enter. Legends exit. The bowl never clogs. The seat never breaks. Diamond hands sit upon the porcelain throne, watching paper hands swirl into oblivion.
We're not here to pump your bags. We're here to flush the entire system and watch it orbit into a new dimension.
THE SWIRL PANEL
Fair Launch • Pump.fun engine
0% Tax — free flushes
≤3% Treasury — if used, say it plainly
LP & fees per Pump.fun docs (currently 0.015 SOL on graduation)
No promises. Swirl responsibly. Markets can overflow.
THE SHITMAP
Phase 1: Drop the biggest turd on Solana
Phase 2: Flush out paper hands
Phase 3: Install golden bidets for diamond holders
Phase 4: Make bears beg for toilet paper
Phase 5: Clog every CEX with our shit